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Poor Brian's Almanack: November 2026

Orange in the woods, a supermoon over the harbor, and a king tide for Thanksgiving.Read More →

Almanack

Brian Eno

Not a musician. Just ask him.Read More →

Polymath Profiles

Project Cybersyn

Seven swivel chairs, a slide carousel, and a plan to run Chile by telex.Read More →

Dead Ends

The AI Government Has a Human Face

He walked up to my car window, smoking a cigarette.Read More →

AI

Next Time Around

The self-improving loop isn't just for AI models.Read More →

Mental ModelsAI

School's Out Forever

Put the flashcards down. Slowly.Read More →

Satire

Poor Brian's Almanack: October 2026

Scallops on Nantucket, bows in the woods, and the first real snow on Mount Washington.Read More →

Almanack

Hide the Weights

The case for not narrating the grind.Read More →

Mental Models

The Rise of the No-Knowledge Worker

Finally, a job that requires absolutely nothing.Read More →

Satire

Buy Different Coffee

Variety is the spice of life.Read More →

Mental Models

Poor Brian's Almanack: September 2026

Schooners in Gloucester, albies in the Canal, and the Harvest Moon.Read More →

Almanack

Stop Anthropomorphizing Humans

Every argument against AI consciousness applies to you, too.Read More →

SatireAI

Nobody Listens to the Beatles

Sixty years of reverence and not one clean tracklist.Read More →

Arts and Culture

The Alphaverse

A double take on Everything Everywhere All at Once.Read More →

Who Has the Time?

A satirical defense of using AI for absolutely everything, aimed at the people hand-lettering their objections.Read More →

Satire

After Flow State

Flow wasn't a luxury — it was an adaptation to the work. The work changed.Read More →

AIMental Models

Doomscroll

The only skill is knowing what not to engage with.Read More →

GamesSatire

Tap The Helmet, Ceddanne: A Love Letter To One Of The Worst Challenge Records In The American League

Ceddanne Rafaela knows where every ball in New England is going to land, except the one that just crossed the plate.Read More →

SatireSports

Thought Leader

The algorithm rewards you for being worse.Read More →

GamesSatire

Three Chords and a Terminal

Software got cheap. Punk's not dead.Read More →

AIMental Models

The Phantom Alternative

Faced with two bad options, we invent a third that isn't on the table. Why that phantom grips — and how to tell the one you should test from the one you can only carry.Read More →

Mental Models

A House Built for Robots

The time AI gives back, you spend managing the thing that gave it back.Read More →

AIMental Models

Old Man Yells at Claude

Bernie Sanders wants the public to own half of every big AI company.Read More →

AIMental Models

The Magic Circle Leaks

I asked an AI to build Snake in the time it once took to play it. The interesting part wasn't that making got cheap — it was that the fun had to arrive in costume.Read More →

AIMental Models

All the World Is Staged

A satirical case for the death of authenticity — and the photograph of the plane that never left the ground.Read More →

Satire

Hand on the Dial

The fear about AI control mistakes the mechanism for the threat. The conditioning loop is value-neutral — the question is whose hand is on the dial.Read More →

AIMental Models

A Nicer Treadmill

The hedonic-treadmill advice misreads its own metaphor. You can't step off — but you can build a better treadmill.Read More →

AI-Native Writing

How most of the posts on this blog get madeRead More →

AIMental Models

William Walker Atkinson

One lawyer, a dozen fake gurus.Read More →

The K Stands for Kabbalah

Baseball is a Theosophical-Masonic ritual broadcast nightly from thirty open-air temples. Bring it up at brunch.Read More →

SatireSports

Nantucket Has Finally Reached 2003

The Muse just published its summer lineup. Gen X has formally taken the island.Read More →

The Sponsored Commons

The collective is real. So is the capital that made it possible. The contradiction is the shape of the moment.Read More →

AI

The Layer Above the Model

Switching models every release resets the compounding. The layer above the model is what actually gets better with practice.Read More →

AI

Red Sox's John Henry Fires Six Coaches On Time And Under Budget

On the surgical elegance of John Henry's coaching purge, the captain who got a desk instead of a pink slip, and the 17-1 send-off that doubled as severance.Read More →

SatireSports

Frank Lloyd Wright

A thousand buildings and a trail of wreckage.Read More →

Polymath Profiles

Herbert A. Simon

Same office, same wife, seven fields.Read More →

Polymath Profiles

Linus Pauling

Two Nobels, then vitamin C.Read More →

Polymath Profiles

Roald Dahl

Thirty years in one garden hut.Read More →

Polymath Profiles

The Red Sox Are Bad On Purpose And You Should Send John Henry A Thank-You Note

In defense of our benevolent owners, who are losing on purpose, on your behalf, for reasons.Read More →

SatireSports

Deterministic Core, Expressive Edge

The new stack layers expressive AI on top of deterministic systems. Structured outputs are the bridge between them.Read More →

AI

If Geese is a Psyop Plug me Back into the Matrix

A full-throated endorsement of the industry-plant theory of the best young rock band in America.Read More →

Music

Siddhartha Gautama: The Ultimate Nepo Baby

A man with three palaces walks outside, sees an old person, and invents a religion.Read More →

Satire

Thinking Short and Long

Most of the important questions in life are calibration problems, not maximization problems.Read More →

The Session Is the Unit

Agent reliability is about the rhythm between sessions, not the prompt inside one.Read More →

AI

Let Them Eat Slop

A satirical case for the infinite buffet of machine-generated content.Read More →

Satire

When the User Interface Stops Being the Product

AI makes interfaces cheap to generate, shifting software value toward capabilities and access.Read More →

AI

Rethinking Code Ownership in the Age of AI

CODEOWNERS was designed for a world where code production was human-limited. That world is ending.Read More →

AI

Gravity and the Shape of the Future

A metaphor for understanding how wealth, ideas, and attention accumulate, collide, and move the future.Read More →

Mental Models

Three Degrees of Information

A framework for an information diet to reduce distortion, anxiety, and false certainty.Read More →

Mental Models

Mastering the Middle

Meditation on the middle act of life.Read More →

Lifestyle

How AI Is Reshaping Documentation

AI-first workflows are killing the old way we write and read documentationRead More →

AIMental Models

How I Freedive for Lobster in Cape Ann

A detailed guide to freediving for lobster in the rocky waters of Cape Ann, Massachusetts.Read More →

Lifestyle

The Art of Context Engineering

The trick isn’t in the words you write — it’s the context you shape together.Read More →

AI

Bootstrapping New Projects with Cursor

How I used Cursor to clone my favorite blog setup — and how you can tooRead More →

AI

Building a Modern Next.js App with Supabase Authentication

A comprehensive tutorial for setting up a Next.js app with Supabase authenticationRead More →

Tutorial

Building a Modern Blog with Next.js, TypeScript, and Nextra 4

A comprehensive tutorial for setting up a blog like this oneRead More →

Tutorial

Mentorship Unbundled

What AI Can Teach, and What Only Humans Can KnowRead More →

AIMental Models

The One-Hour Hackathon

How AI Turned a Bookshelf Idea Into a Business PlanRead More →

AIMental Models

Fractal Thinking with AI

A New Paradigm for Software Development (and Beyond)Read More →

Mental ModelsAI

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

A calendar makes him feel like a prisoner.Read More →

Polymath Profiles

John von Neumann

No schedule, no quiet room, no visible discipline.Read More →

Polymath Profiles

Buckminster Fuller

Steak, prunes, Jell-O, and two hours of sleep.Read More →

Polymath Profiles

Building Software with My AI Team

How I use ChatGPT, Cursor, and Warp like real teammates in my workflow.Read More →

AI

Polymath Profiles

How they lived. How they thought.Read More →

Polymath Profiles

Seasonal Living as a Personal Operating System

Redesigning daily life through Stoic wisdom, natural rhythms, and the lessons of New England.Read More →

Lifestyle
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